Drakken's Rap Lyrics

Here are the lyrics of Drakken's Rap in the episode "Rappin' Drakken"!


Shego, Give me a beat... Shego...? Give me a beat Shego... SHEGO!!
*Shego does Nothing*
Fine... If you want a beat done right...
*starts a beat*

Yo, yo, yo...
I Used To Be Drew
One Day I Turned Blue
As a suede shoe or berry
it makes me look scary
Then I ponytail my hair... Eee...

Got me a nasty scar
and a funky-fresh flying car
so Drew be Dr. Drakken
so quit that yappin'
Think I'm out? HA! I'm Backin'

My lippy Sidekick Shego
She kicks me in my Ego
got the freaky glowing hands
Mocks my super-Genius plans
makes me do my defeat dance...

*does some of the "grrs..." and "arrgs..." he makes when he gets annoyed*

Had dreams to rule the world
or build a better robot girl
all end in rejection
so after some inspection
I've turned my career in another direction

Thanks to an "all-that" teen
Mr. Mean is squeaky clean
But my face is still blue
tell you what I can do
sell y'all some freaky shampoo...

Lather, Rinse & Obey
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain
no, I'm just chillin'
let me hear you say...

Lather, Rinse & Obey
I'm a player just playin his play
My product's in a rap song
Time to get your wash on
With Dr. D's Brain Washing Shampoo
And Cranium Rinse...

Fo' Sheezy it's off the Heezy!